"There is danger from all men. The only maxim of a free government ought to be to trust no man living with
power to endanger the public liberty." - - - - John Adams

Thursday, July 4, 2024

July 4th, 1776 - Bikinis, Guns and Freedom

Happy July 4th Weekend

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all bikinis are NOT created equal, and that women are often well endowed by their Creator. These women have certain unalienable Rights, that among these are beaches, beer and the pursuit of manly men.

Thomas Jefferson

Third Draft, Declaration of Independence

Every July 4th I ponder the greatness and bravery of our Founding Fathers.

The fucking British were nasty bastards with a history of torture, beheadings and mass murder of those who dared to oppose the King.

For example, Scottish Freedom Fighter William Wallace was taken to the Tower of London, then stripped naked and dragged through the city at the heels of a horse to the Elms at Smithfield. He was hanged, drawn and quartered — strangled by hanging, but released while he was still alive, emasculated, eviscerated and his bowels burned before him, beheaded, then cut into four parts. His preserved head (dipped in tar) was placed on a pike atop London Bridge.

Our Founders were giants.  

But the bulk of our current crop of political hacks are either raging Marxist traitors or bought and paid for sheep frightened of their own shadow.  

So sad.

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