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Monday, August 18, 2014

Sex with German Shepherds - It's the end of the world as we know it

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

EDITOR'S NOTE - Judging by the stories in the news, I am firmly convinced we have reached the End of Days. Human beings are fucking idiots. We are doomed.

Woman Poisons Roommates After They Found Her Doing It With Their Dog, Spike

A woman in Albuquerque, N.M. was arrested on Wednesday because, police say, she attempted to poison her roommates’ food and water after they busted her having sex with their two German shepherds.

The woman is Shari Walters, reports Albuquerque ABC affiliate KOAT.

The bizarre episode began two weeks ago, according to the criminal complaint, when one of her two roommates called the local sheriff to report that she and her brother, the other roommate, had been poisoned.

The two roomies are Beverly Bradley and her unnamed brother.

Bradley told sheriff’s deputies that she had discovered Walters, 53, inside a shed on their property in Albuquerque earlier that day. Walters was nude. Also, she was having sex with a German shepherd named Spike.

After getting busted in flagrante delicto with the dog, Walters, who was dating Bradley’s brother, confessed that the act wasn’t her first rodeo with the canine. She had, in fact, had sex with both of the Bradley dogs.

Bradley’s brother decided it was time to break up with Walters “because she was having sex with dogs,” according to the complaint.

The boyfriend claimed that Walters also told him she had been enjoying sex with dogs ever since she was 14 years old, notes the Albuquerque Journal. By The Daily Caller’s math, then, Walters had her first forbidden canine encounter sometime during the Ford administration.

The poisoning allegedly occurred that night when Bradley and her brother noticed that their food tasted odd. They said their water was foggy, too, but that didn’t stop them from drinking it.

Bradley said Walters attacked her after asking “Aren’t you going to eat?” Then, Walters owned up to putting toilet bowl cleaner in her roommates’ food and rubbing alcohol in their food.

Read more: Daily Caller


Baptist Church Leader Arrested for
Soliciting Dog Sex on Craigslist

A Missouri Baptist conference center is seeking a new CEO after its current leader was arrested while allegedly trying to arrange sex with a dog and an unnamed other animal on Craigslist.
Police said Jerry Hill, of Boone County, Mo.'s Windermere Baptist Conference Center, was arrested Tuesday afternoon for attempted unlawful sex with an animal and attempted animal abuse.
The Columbia Tribune reports the investigation started with a Craigslist ad seeking two types of animals—one was a dog, police declined to comment on the other. Investigators responded to the ad, offering up a dog for sex, and Hill was arrested when he showed up to meet them.
"We are concerned for the well-being of Jerry...and we are also concerned with the well-being of Windermere," Windermere chairman of the board Arthur Mallory said, according to Baptist news site Word and Way. "Windermere will continue to function in a good way.... It is a significant piece of God's kingdom's work."
Windermere, a massive facility that includes a water park, spelunking caves, and a paintball course, bills itself as "a dedicated, Christ-like team" providing "a Christian setting in which life changing experiences may occur."
Hill is currently free after paying a $1,000 bond.


Veterinarian Loses License After Sex
With Dog And Horse

A veterinarian from Suffolk, England has been banned from the profession after videos emerged of him having sex with a dog and a horse.

Oliver Lown, 28, pleaded guilty to criminal charges relating to the videos in 2012, according to the Mirror.

He was placed on a conditional discharge from practicing veterinary medicine at the time, but the Royal College of Veterinary Surgeons has now totally removed him from the registry of veterinary surgeons, the BBC reported the Huffington Post.

“The committee has no doubt the conduct was of the utmost seriousness," Professor Noreen Burrows, Chair of the RCVS disciplinary committee, said in a press release. "The material found in his possession and his own conduct involved the abuse of animals and a total lack of respect for their welfare.”

The videos, which were filmed in 2009, depicted Lown having sex with a horse in "a stable setting" and a dog in "a house setting," according to the East Anglican Daily News.

Lown, who was trained in Hungary, never actually worked as a veterinarian in the U.K., according to the RCVS.

Our "Fucking Idiots" Series.
After careful consideration your editor has decided that evolution has put itself in reverse.  Every new generation is becoming more retarded.  As proof I offer these other articles in our series.

Man borrows sex doll to help sell car on eBay - Boyfriend beats woman with anger management book
Man has sex with girlfriend's dog

Vagina gun pulled after dispute over space aliens
...A Fake Penis & Sheep Sex
.Genital Biting and Flatulent Demons
.Penis Snatching & Nipple Tattoos
.GAY DOGS & Naked Man Goes On Defecating Rampage

 Vampires & Sex with human skeletons
.Zombies & "I lost my phone up a cow's ass"
.Zombies & Chinese restaurant drags a roadkill deer through dining room
.Man assaults wife with ostrich egg & "Porta-Potty Peeper"
.Naked man threatens to eat police officers & Texas Zombie eats family dog
.Dead cat turned into helicopter & Woman arrested for ripping testicle out of scrotum
.Police used McDonald's hamburgers to lure naked man off tower
.Mayor says water turns you Gay & Children beat up their mother for throwing away their beer

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