It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
EDITOR'S NOTE - Judging by the stories in the news, I am firmly convinced we have reached the End of Days. Human beings are fucking idiots. We are doomed.
Gay Dog sent to kill shelter by owner
- Thou shalt not hump your brother dog.
JACKSON, Tenn. (CBS Charlotte) - A bulldog that was sent to a kill shelter when its owner suspected it of being a homosexual has been adopted and saved from euthanasia, thanks to the power of the Internet.
What began as an image posted to the Facebook page of “Jackson TN Euthanasia” turned into a viral story and an overwhelming amount of phoned-in requests to adopt the animal from the Madison County animal shelter, according to The Tennessean.
“I have had about 10 million calls this morning. It has been adopted already. It is gone,” an employee at the shelter speaking anonymously told the paper. “He’s in good hands.”
The photo that started it all showed the forlorn animal in a closed-off area wet with rain, looking bleakly through the fence.
Facebook post that claimed the dog’s former owner dropped it off at the shelter because it humped another male dog.
“His owner says he’s gay,” the post read.
The post also claimed the dog was set to be euthanized.
“I can’t understand it,” said the shelter worker, who declined to give his name. “You know those dogs get on top of each other sometimes.”
Naked Man Goes On Defecating Rampage
- Sheriff’s deputies spotted a nude man on the roof.
MIAMI (CBS News) – A southwest Florida man was arrested after he reportedly jumped off the roof of a couple’s North Ft. Myers home, knocked one person over and then went on a rampage inside the residence.
Oh, he was naked at the time.
The homeowners told Lee County sheriff’s deputies that just before 7 p.m. they heard noises on the roof and went outside to see what was going on. That’s when they spotted a nude Gregory Bruni, 21, from Venice on the roof, according to the News-Press.
Bruni jumped off the roof and knocked over one of the victims. He then reportedly ran inside the house and tore a 72 inch flat screen TV off a living room wall.
As the man yelled to his wife to get his gun, Bruni continued to trash the house. The sheriff’s office said the man’s wife managed to fire three shots at Bruni, but missed.
As the man went to get another gun, Bruni allegedly fell to the floor in the living room and started masturbating. He then ran into the couple’s son’s room and rubbed the boy’s clothing over his face.
When deputies arrived, the sheriff’s office said Bruni fell to the ground, flailed around and spoke – but was not making any sense.
Bruni tried to get away from the deputies several times. In the end, they had to use a Taser on him to take him into custody.
Investigators later discovered that Bruni defecated near the front door and in a hallway inside the residence.
Bruni was taken to Lee Memorial Hospital and put under observation while doctors tried to figure out what he was on.
"I am Jesus . . . have sex with me."
- The Sunday sermons and videos make this my kind of church.
Mexico - A bizarre sex slavery cult called "Defensores de Cristo" aka "Defenders of Christ" was recently raided and broken up according to Mexican immigration officials. Sources say women were recruited and brainwashed into having sex with a man claiming to be the reincarnation of Jesus Christ. At this time, 14 people are detained until officials can determine victims and abusers.
In a report from San Francisco Chronicle, sources say the National Immigration Institute filed a formal complaint a year ago about allegations of an underground cult practicing sex slavery.
Reports say a contingency of police and immigration officials raided a home days ago in Nuevo Laredo, near the Texas border. There, they found women, children and alleged members of the sex slavery cult living in deplorable conditions.
Authorities detained an Argentinean, one Ecuadoran six Spaniards and two each from Venzuela, Brazil and Bolivia.
Here's where things get tricky for authorities: While the institute reports that the "Defenders of Christ" has its leader as Jose Arenas Losanger Segovia, a citizen from Venezuela, the sex cult's website says Ignacio Gonzalez de Arriba, a Spaniard, heads the group.
Reportedly, he made a base in Mexico three years ago. Before that, he spread his influence throughout parts of South America and Brazil.
Segovia is said to have advocated the teaching of "bio-programming," which allegedly shows people how to reprogram their brain in such a way that pain, anxiety and suffering are eliminated.
This, along with belief that members and abusers are fiercely loyal to its leader and the cult of sexual slavery, could make prosecution difficult.
In many cases, women forced into prostitution and human trafficking may not even be aware they are victims.
This belief is reinforced by evidence that the sex slave cult is run by a known violent drug cartel. As such, more sects may be spread throughout Argentina and Peru.