If you believe this shit I have some swamp
land in Florida to sell you.
It's a miracle from God, delivered directly to the gullible American Sheeple.
Out in the thousands of square miles of the deserts of the Middle East an Islamic rebel group armed by the CIA, Turkey and Saudi Arabia just happens to find an ISIS laptop filled with "secret" information.
"We took it this year from an ISIS hideout," says Abu Ali, a commander of a CIA backed Syrian rebel group.
Buried in the laptop were "hidden files" with 146 gigabytes of material, containing a total of 35,347 files in 2,367 folders.
The "ISIS" laptop supposedly contains a 19-page document in Arabic on how to develop biological weapons and how to weaponize the bubonic plague from infected animals.
The "document" includes instructions for how to test the weaponized disease safely, before it is used in a terrorist attack. "When the microbe is injected in small mice, the symptoms of the disease should start to appear within 24 hours," the document claims to say.
The laptop also includes a 26-page fatwa, or Islamic ruling, on the usage of weapons of mass destruction. "If Muslims cannot defeat the kafir [unbelievers] in a different way, it is permissible to use weapons of mass destruction," states the fatwa by Saudi jihadi cleric Nasir al-Fahd, who is currently imprisoned in Saudi Arabia. "Even if it kills all of them and wipes them and their descendants off the face of the Earth."
I have no doubt that insane Islamists around the world are more than happy to use bio weapons. But isn't it interesting that this laptop magically appears only days after the beheading of an American reporter.
The bipartisan liar political hacks can now point to this laptop as the "proof" needed to go to war.
And the American Sheeple baaa, "Go to war and save us all."