It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.
(EDITOR'S NOTE - Judging by the stories in the news, I am firmly convinced we have reached the End of Days. Human beings are fucking idiots. We are doomed.)
|Don't make this mistake - Zombies and humans cannot be friends.|
The Zombie Apocalypse - Crazed naked man on golf course threatens to eat police officers
A 'zombie cannibal' was tasered by police after he charged at them wielding a golf club.
Karl Laventure, 21, tried to attack the officers in Lilburn, Georgia. And after they had managed to subdue him he began threatening to eat them.
Laventure appeared out of some woods and was seen running naked around a golf course near Atlanta, swinging a club around his head and screaming. Police said that it took several officers to subdue the man who had 'super-human strength'. 'He came running at us out of the woodline,' officer Ross Hancock told local station WSBTV.
At first, they tried using pepper spray to stop him, but that left him undeterred. 'He didn't even wipe his eyes, he just kept them open,' Mr Hancock said of the pepper spray.
They then turned to their Tasers and though that momentarily shocked Laventure to the ground, it did not stop him. 'We had to Tase him approximately five more times on scene to get him down. It took several officers to hold him down to get him cuffed,' Mr Hancock told the station.
Chinese zombie attack - Chinese man tries to eat woman’s face during ‘cannibal’ assault
A drunken bus driver in eastern China tried to chew off a woman's face during an attack, according to Chinese media.
A man identified as "Dong" ran into a road near a bus station at around 2 p.m. and jumped in front of a woman's car, the Shanghai Daily's website reported police saying.
The man then hopped on the hood and starting pounding on the woman's windshield, the report said. When the woman, identified as "Du," got out of the car, the man tackled her and began chewing on her face.
Photos posted on Malaysia-Chronicle.com and other websites appeared to show the deranged bus driver straddling the helpless woman on the ground.
Witnesses said they tried to stop the attack, but Dong was going "crazy" and overpowered them. Police eventually pulled the maniac off Du and cuffed him, the report said.
The woman was taken to a local hospital with tears to her lips and nose and would need plastic surgery to repair her face, according to the report. (New York Daily News)
Texas Zombie eats family dog ALIVE
A Texas man snapped and went “zombie,” while tripping on a designer drug. He ate his family dog while the pooch was still alive, police said.
Michael Daniel, 22, was smoking synthetic marijuana, known as "spice" or "K-2," at his home on Jun 14, when he suddenly started attacking his family members and neighbors, running around on all fours and barking and growling like an animal, local station KAIT television reported.
Witnesses said that Daniel then grabbed his family's dog, beat it, choked it and then bit off chunks of its flesh. (New York Daily News)
The headline really says it all:
Severed head thought to belong Canadian 'cannibal' porn star's butchered gay lover found in park
Police in Montreal announced on Sunday that they discovered what appears to be a human head in a city park and are now trying to determine whether it is the missing head of the Chinese student who was dismembered and cannibalized by a Canadian porn actor.
The suspect, 29-year-old Luka Magnotta, is accused of killing and chopping up his lover, 33-year-old Jun Lin, and then mailing the body parts to political parties and schools. Lin's head is the only remaining body part unaccounted for. (UK Daily Mail)
Ninja Zombie Attack??? - Stun Gun shocks had no effect on naked man in mall
A naked man went on a rampage against police officers, doing ninja-like flips and ignoring stun gun shocks -- and it was all caught on video.
David Martin, 27, was recorded running down the middle of a street, punching people during a violent frenzy in Indianapolis on May 20, Fox 59 reports .
According to nydailynews.com , police attempted to subdue Martin with a stun gun, tackling him to the ground.
Despite Martin's shrieks and screaming, the shocks had no effect on his mobility, and he continued to fight the officers with kicks. He is seen doing somersaults while fighting off police.
"This guy's like a ninja, man. Holy s--t!" the man filming the police encounter is heard saying in the video clip “That guy’s strong, he’s got to be on something,” the man adds. (WPTV News)
Zombie Chef - Man cooks his own severed genitals and served them for dinner
Tokyo police are investigating whether a man who cooked his own severed genitals and served them to five paying diners committed a crime.Mao Sugiyama had his penis and testicles surgically removed in March and kept them frozen for two months before cooking them at a public event in May. Diners each paid 20,000 yen ($250) for a portion.
The police probe came after the mayor of Suginami ward, the Tokyo district where the event took place, said it had involved the display of obscene objects.
"Many residents of Suginami and elsewhere have expressed a sense of discomfort and feeling of apprehension over this," Mayor Ryo Tanaka said in a statement. A Tokyo police spokeswoman acknowledged the complaint, but declined to give further details, citing "an ongoing investigation".
Sugiyama, a painter in his 20s who defines himself as "asexual", did not immediately respond to a request for comment. In an email to AFP in May, he confirmed the event had taken place and said it was organised to raise awareness about "sexual minorities, x-gender, asexual people".