"There is danger from all men. The only maxim of a free government ought to be to trust no man living with
power to endanger the public liberty." - - - - John Adams

Monday, March 18, 2013

PUGS & VAGINAS - It's the end of the world as we know it

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

EDITOR'S NOTE  -  Judging by the stories in the news, I am firmly convinced we have reached the End of Days. Human beings are fucking idiots. We are doomed.

Moron Alert - Woman breastfeeds dog for two years

A forty-four year old mother of two, Terri Graham, has been breastfeeding her nine year-old daughter's pug dog 'Spider' for the past two years, according to reports on Wednesday, October 17th. Graham claims she could not breastfeed her own two children. Ms. Graham said she now feels more maternally fulfilled and the pug benefits nutritionally from her breastfeeding .

According to The Huffington Post, “Graham, who is from California (naturally), claimed that the dog developed a taste for breast milk in 2010 after licking the nipple of a bottle she had pumped for her then-newborn son. She says she has breastfed the dog for about 2 years.”

Woman Breastfeeds Dog to 'Feel Like a Better Mother'

In an interview for the October 20 U.K. Edition of Closer magazine, Terri Graham stated “Having Spider suckle on my boob means I finally feel complete and a better mother.” She breastfeeds the pug 'Spider' four times a day.

This bizarre news story and the graphic photos showing Terri Graham breastfeeding her little girl's dog are displayed in Closer magazine and posted to a Reddit forum on the Internet for all to see. This includes her children, their friends' mothers, their teachers and basically the whole world. Does Terri Graham still feel like a “better mom” now?



'World's Strongest Vagina'
  • Tatyana Kozhevnikova Shows Off Vagina Weightlifting

Tatyana Kozhevnikova Lifts 6kg Dumbbells with Vagina Muscles

Her weightlifting technique puts certain Olympic events to shame.

Tatyana Kozhevnikova unofficially owns the World's Strongest Vagina by virtue of her record for vagina weightlifting, according to the Sun. She recently showed off her prowess on "The Body Shocking Show" in England.

Watch a clip from the show (below), as she inserts a wooden egg into her vagina and attaches the weight to the egg. She contracts her muscles around the egg and lifts the poundage. The 40-something Russian mom says in the video it has taken her 20 years to become so powerful in her nether region.

She reportedly set the vagina weightlifting record by hoisting 31 pounds in 2009. Afterward she was quoted as saying, “It’s enough to exercise your vagina five minutes a day, ladies, and in just one week you’ll be able to give yourself and your man unforgettable pleasure in bed.”

While we marvel at her might and her concern for your sex life, we feel compelled to dispel one inaccuracy floating around: She isn't the Guinness World Record holder. There is no Guinness category for vagina weightlifting, a Guinness spokeswoman confirmed to The Huffington Post.
We're impressed anyway.

(Huffington Post)


Snow Penis In South Kingstown, Rhode Island Causes Uprising, Calls To Police

A 12-foot-tall snow penis erected from the remnants of the blizzard last weekend is getting a rise out of Rhode Island neighbors, who have called police twice on the phallus.

What started as a 6-foot-tall joke created by Ryan Worthington, 16, on Monday became a national sensation when onlookers in South Kingstown started complaining.

Ryan's mom, 41-year-old Raylene Worthington, told HuffPost Weird News that the icy erection should have melted on Tuesday. That is, until dozens of people showed up to take their pictures with it.

"[Ryan] put it there as a joke so I'd see it when I went to work -- I laughed my ass off," she said. "People were taking pictures with it ... but someone called police, some were offended."

She said police dropped by and laughed at the prideful statue, then left. The negative attention only stoked the phallic flame, and the penis quickly went from 6 feet tall to 12.

The giant snow boner resulted in a celebrated Facebook page, a writeup in a local newspaper -- which refused to run the snowner picture -- and plenty of outrage.

Raylene Worthington maintains that she wasn't trying to make the blood rush to anyone's head. She was simply allowing her kids to have fun.

"They're teenage boys -- there's worse things they could be doing," she told HuffPost Weird News. "It was innocent. And to be honest, knowing that it pissed people off gave us a little charge. If you have nothing else to do in your day other than complain about a snow penis, we'll make it 12 feet tall."

(Huffington Post)

The Snow Penis is no longer erect

Hard times have fallen on The Big Little.

Just two hours after The Huffington Post published a story standing firm with the giant snow penis erected in South Kingstown, RI, the phallus that excited a nation was dismantled. Raylene Worthington, whose 16-year-old son sculpted the polarizing penis, told HuffPost Weird News that the 12-foot-tall behemoth was causing traffic -- and local outrage -- in the neighborhood. She said she just couldn't keep it up.

"It's just a big pair of balls now," she said. "Someone called me and said there were police in my yard today because there was traffic ... The story got too big. It was funny, but I'd had enough."

(Huffington Post)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

that woman nursing a dog is a sick fucking asshole