"There is danger from all men. The only maxim of a free government ought to be to trust no man living with
power to endanger the public liberty." - - - - John Adams

Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Man borrows sex doll to help sell car on eBay - It's the end of the world as we know it.

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

EDITOR'S NOTE - Judging by the stories in the news, I am firmly convinced we have reached the End of Days. Human beings are fucking idiots. We are doomed.

Sex Dolls Have Other Uses?

People don't usually share sex dolls. But this isn't an average case of doll-swapping.

A seller on eBay in the U.K. used a mannequin that looks like a sex doll to advertise his old car. The doll, which he calls Sandy, was borrowed from a friend who also uses the figure for advertising purposes.

The friend, who did not want to be named, said he wanted the benefits of having a model advertise products for sale "without the fuss" of a real person.

Angus Dean, the man who is selling the 1990 Volkswagen Golf, said that he's used the doll successfully before.

"We did the same with a ride-on mower, and it sold straight away," he told the Daily Mail.


“A full-contact lap dance”
Sources say that student attendance increased to 100%

HOUSTON (CBS Houston) — A middle school teacher reportedly admits that she gave a student a birthday lap dance in front of the entire class.

KHOU-TV reports that 42-year-old Felicia Smith gave the lap dance to a 15-year-old boy inside a Stovall Middle School classroom on Feb. 26.

According to court documents, Smith stopped the teenage boy from going to his next class and the entire class told him to sit down in a chair placed in the front of the room.

The Houston Chronicle reports Smith then gave the boy a “full-contact lap dance” and the boy told authorities she touched him all over his body, including placing her head between his legs.

At the end of the four-minute long lap dance, Smith reportedly told the boy, “ I love you, baby. Happy birthday.”

According to KHOU, Smith did admit giving the boy a lap dance and said she lost her balance a few times.

The Aldine Independent School District says Smith has been removed as a teacher.

(CBS News Houston)

Felicia Smith, 42, was charged with improper relationship with student.


Boyfriend beats woman with anger management book

Anger management doesn't always work. Just ask 22-year-old Sheelah Thompson, who according to Spartanburg County deputies, was struck by her boyfriend with a rolled up anger management workbook during a fight Monday night at her apartment.

The deputy's report tells an ugly story in which Thompson claims that her boyfriend, 23-year-old Tyler Ford strangled her, threaten to kill her repeatedly, put her phone in the oven to prevent her from calling 911 and "popped" their infant daughter two times on the legs because the child was crying.

The trouble apparently began while the couple was watching a movie. According to deputies, Ford began questioning Thompson as to why she provokes him knowing that he's currently enrolled in anger management class. The reports suggests that Thompson just shrugged, causing Ford to roll up his anger management workbook and strike her on the foot and cheek.

What followed was pretty standard.  According to the report, she left the apartment but he called her back in so that neighbors wouldn't call police. When she approached, she allegedly began hitting him.  He locked the door for a spell and when he opened it again, she allegedly began hitting him again. He then allegedly hit her. And she allegedly stabbed him with a box-cutter.

Both were arrested. Thompson was charged with criminal domestic violence high and aggravated while Ford was charged with criminal domestic violence second offense.

An anger management workbook can be over 200 pages. 

Our "Fucking Idiots" Series.
After careful consideration your editor has decided that evolution has put itself in reverse.  Every new generation is becoming more retarded.  As proof I offer these other articles in our series.
Man has sex with girlfriend's dog

Vagina gun pulled after dispute over space aliens
...A Fake Penis & Sheep Sex
.Genital Biting and Flatulent Demons
.Penis Snatching & Nipple Tattoos
.GAY DOGS & Naked Man Goes On Defecating Rampage

 Vampires & Sex with human skeletons
.Zombies & "I lost my phone up a cow's ass"
.Zombies & Chinese restaurant drags a roadkill deer through dining room
.Man assaults wife with ostrich egg & "Porta-Potty Peeper"
.Naked man threatens to eat police officers & Texas Zombie eats family dog
.Dead cat turned into helicopter & Woman arrested for ripping testicle out of scrotum
.Police used McDonald's hamburgers to lure naked man off tower
.Mayor says water turns you Gay & Children beat up their mother for throwing away their beer

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