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power to endanger the public liberty." - - - - John Adams

Tuesday, June 24, 2014

Dems - Give every illegal alien a taxpayer-funded lawyer



Fucking Lawyers
Democrats introduce the Full Employment Act for lawyers.


Left loon Democratic lawmakers announced legislation on Monday that would provide lawyers for thousands of illegal alien minors streaming across the border into the United States, saying forcing children to face deportation proceedings alone goes against fundamental American values.

“It is a fantasy to believe that they have a fair shot in immigration proceedings without counsel,” New York U.S. Representative Hakeem Jeffries told a news conference reports the New York Times.

Jeffries and the other House of Representatives Democrats introducing the bill said as many as 40 to 50 percent of the undocumented children would have legitimate claims to remain in the United States under current law, citing studies by the United Nations and other agencies.

From October to June 15, 52,000 unaccompanied children arrived on the U.S. border with Mexico, according to the Obama administration. Most are fleeing gang and drug violence in Guatemala, Honduras and El Salvador.

A similar provision to provide legal counsel for children and mentally impaired immigrants was included in a comprehensive immigration bill that passed the Democratic-controlled U.S. Senate last year. But the measure has stalled in the House, where Republicans hold a majority of seats.

There was no immediate indication that the new bill would make any more progress, given deep partisan divisions on the immigration issue in the United States.



As long as we are at it . . . Lawyer jokes


Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
A: Your Honor.
Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50
A: Senator.
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Q: What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?
A: Accountants know they're boring.
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Q: What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?
A: The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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Q: What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?
A: Taller
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Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?
A: A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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Q: Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?
A: To practice.


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