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Saturday, December 16, 2017

30-inch sex toy gets stuck inside man's butt

The Retards Breed Rapidly
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

EDITOR'S NOTE - Judging by the stories in the news, I am firmly convinced we have reached the End of Days. Human beings are fucking idiots. We are doomed.

(RT News)  -  A sex toy, measuring 30 inches, had to be removed from a British man’s anus after he drunkenly attempted to pleasure himself with it and instead perforated his bowel.
Doctors confirmed the man “lost control” of the toy and ended up with it lodged inside himself.
The British Medical Journal (BMJ) reported the bizarre case and issued a warning over the practice. Doctors said the sex toy, measuring three quarters of a meter, was “unusually large”.

The BMJ report said: “This case is the first of its kind and exclusive, due to the enormous size.”
The patient, who is not being named, presented himself to the A&E department at a hospital in Lincolnshire suffering from severe pain.
Dr Saad Ikram was among a team of medics who dealt with the case.
He said the patient had a “smooth shadow” in the right side of his abdomen during an X-ray.
Medics at the hospital were stunned over the sheer size of the object the man had attempted to pleasure himself with.
The massive sex toy was removed, along with 20cm of the man’s large intestine. Nine days later the man was released from hospital.
The patient had to be hooked up to feeding tubes while in hospital and had a stomach bag fitted.
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Man Sexually Abused His Peacock
But was it consensual?
Was the peacock a boy or a girl?

Blast From The Past 2013 article from The Federalist

CHICAGO - A man from northwest suburban Roselle, in DuPage County, faces a charge of misdemeanor animal cruelty after police said he sexually abused his pet peacock.

David Beckman, 64, of the 600 block of East Devon Avenue, was charged with the crime after police learned the bird died while they were investigating Beckman about an alleged case of indecent solicitation of a child.

Details surrounding the case with the peacock, reportedly named Phyl, were unclear Friday, as investigators said it was part of the case involving the child, the Daily Herald reported.

Court records confirmed Beckman faces three charges of harassment by telephone, unlawful possession of drug paraphernalia, two counts of marijuana possession, attempted indecent solicitation of a child, cruelty to animals, and two counts of battery.

He remained in the DuPage County Jail.

Source: (nbcchicago.com)

It's The End of the World as we know it

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Man jailed for having sex with his dog

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

weird big time