Duck Pee Good, Human Pee Bad
- Retard Alert! Hundreds of ducks pee and crap in Portland's water reservoirs every day. But when a single human pees a couple of ounces then the entire lake and water supply of the city is flushed down the drain.
The liberal Eco-Retarded administrators of Portland, Oregon's water supply will flush 38 million gallons of water from Mt. Tabor Reservoir 5 after a 19-year-old man urinated in the city’s drinking supply.
“Even though there is very minimal public health risk, the bottom line is that our commitment is to serve water that’s clean, cold and constant,” said Water Bureau administrator David Shaff. “That doesn’t include pee. Not from people, at least.”
The Portland Water Bureau has made public the video that prompted a security officer to call police Wednesday morning reports Oregon Live.
Around 1 a.m. Wednesday, the security officer who monitors video cameras at the reservoir complex spotted five people with skateboards “hanging out near the gatehouse,” Shaff said.
Three of the men headed toward Reservoir 5, the kidney-shaped landmark on the western flank of Mt. Tabor.
The camera caught one man as he stopped, leaned against the iron fence and, after a moment or two, hitched up his pants and pulled away from the bars, Shaff said.
“When you see the video, he’s leaning right up because he has to get his little wee wee right up to the iron bars. There’s really no doubt what he’s doing,” Shaff said.
“It’s stupid. You can see the sign that says: ‘This is your drinking water. Don’t spit, throw, toss anything in it.’ He’s four feet away from that sign. Unless he’s from North Dakota and just moved here, he’s got to know that’s our drinking water.”
"Caddyshack" doodie in pool
The idiots that ran the country club in Caddyshack must have also run Portland reservoir.
|Oregon reservoir drained after man urinates in it.|
38 million gallons of water flushed down the drain because of 3 ounces of pee.