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Sunday, December 7, 2014

Hungry ISIS fighters want their wives to cook pancakes

Feeding Your Jihadi
Tired after a long day of throat slitting?  Get the wife 
you just purchased to make you pancakes.

The IS agency for women, has launched a ‘cookbook’, explaining how to keep jihadists happy and fulfilled by making pancakes after a day of fighting.

The agency known as Al-Zawra that “prepares sisters for the battlefield for jihadists” has been dubbed a “finishing school” for young women hoping to wed militants.

In a step-by-step guide, published by Al-Zawra, the recipe calls for one egg, four tablespoons of sugar, one tablespoon of oil, 4 tablespoons of salt, one cup of milk and one cup of flour.

This follows the first recipe released earlier in November, “balls of date mush” reports the New York Post.

In an effort to recruit and train female jihadi’s, the institution offers classes in everything from sewing to weapons training.

In their mission statement they explain the school is for women “interested in explosive belt and suicide bombing more than a white dress or a castle or clothing or furniture.”

To prepare women for their roles in day-today jihadist life, al-Zawra offers classes in five areas, including domestic work such as sewing and cooking, medical first aid, Islam and Sharia law, weaponry.

The campaign has proved somewhat successful. In October, the FBI confirmed that three American teenage girls had allegedly attempted to travel to Syria to join the Islamic State. They were discovered in Frankfurt, Germany after their parents reported them missing.

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