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Vladimir Putin, tired of being labeled as a "bully" by media left and right, held a press conference in the Kremlin earlier today, offering a completely new angle to his case for the seizure of the Crimean Peninsula and the possible invasion of Ukraine: the presence of a Tea Party element at the Maidan in Kiev.
However," Putin proceeded gravely, "according to new information from reliable sources, this so called 'independence' movement in Ukraine has been taken over not only by Jews and Neo-Nazis, but TEA Party members as well."
Thanks to The People's Cube