Bloodthirsty Warmonger Vampire
I have had it with all the phony BS pandering to the late John McCain. From open borders to silencing free speech to endless warmongering, McCain has spit in the faces of Americans for decades.
I am firmly convinced that this warmonger will rise from the dead to bring eternal war to mankind.
There are three things that must be done to protect the human race:
1) Dig McCain's grave at least 10 feet deeper. The weight of the dirt will make it harder for him to open the lid of the coffin.
2) Throw at least five gallons of Holy Water into the grave.
3) Before filling in the grave cover the coffin with a dozen crucifixes.
I am showing no disrespect to McCain. After all during his life he show no respect to Conservatives. He would insult us at every opportunity.
Proposed acts 1 to 3 are just for the safety of mankind. A public service.
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