Oppressed workers, peasants, and unwashed toiling intelligentsia!.
Eight years ago this week the People's Cube rapidly rose over the virtual horizon like the red sun of the revolution, dispelling the right-wing darkness of the blogosphere.
Within these glorious eight years the Cube claims to have posted twenty million articles that were viewed by sixty four billion people in more than five hundred thousand countries.
Their stories were quoted on ninety million websites and translated into seven thousand languages.
Their mail room workers responded to sixty eight million fan emails, and the site membership has exceeded ninety nine hundred million registered users.
Rumors that this unparalleled success has been achieved through forced labor, torture, and imprisonment of staff writers, graphic artists, and network engineers are nothing but bourgeois propaganda perpetrated by the world-wide imperialist cabal.
Thank You People's Cube for eight years of insane humor.
The Peoples Cube.com
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